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do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad. 

When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.

Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

the-absolute-best-posts:

tomahok:

my mother does not care about fashion

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato